Xena is accused for not taking revenge on her fathers death and the furies make her mad.She discovers that her mother was the one who killed her father and decides to kill her.She soon realizes that's not right and makes the furies believe that Ares is her real father.
Xena's sanity was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. The Furies, however, will be openning their own lap-dancing variety show off-off-off-Broadway soon
BEEN THERE DONE THAT
The day is repeating itself and Xena is the only one who seems to know it.No matter what she does the days repeats it self and she has to figure out what she should do in order to restore time.
The rooster was not harmed during the production of this motion picture, although his feathers were severly ruffled. However, a little gel and mouse straighted out the mess.
THE DIRTY HALF DOZEN
(I haven't watched this ep so i just put the tv guide summary)
Xena rounds up a gang of cutthroats to battle the warlord Agathon (Jonathon Roberts), a protege of Ares who possesses weapons made of a super-hard metal.
No convicts were reformed during the production of this motion picture. Can't we all just get along?
THE DELIVERER
Xena and Gabby travel to Brittania to take revenge on Ceasar.There Gabby meets a guy who talks about the one God.She goes to a ceremony to worship that god but finds out that this 'God' is an evil being who want's to take over the earth(Dahak).Gabrielle also makes her first killing in this episode.
Gabrielle was slightly well-done during the production of this motion picture. However, the producers would like to recommend a spicy bbq sauce to bring out the full flavor of this episode.
GABRIELLES HOPE
Gabrielle finds out that she is pregnant with Dahaks baby which is growing very fast.When she gives birth to the baby Xena tells her that it's evil and it should be killed.Gabby refuses.When the baby kills a man Xena tells Gabby that the baby must die.Gabrielle put the baby into a basket and threw it in the river but she told Xena she killed it.
Despite witnessing the bizarre and somewhat disturbing birth of Gabrielle's Hope, no farm animals were harmed or traumatized during the production of this motion picture.
THE DEBT
Xena and Gabrielle travel toward the Eastern kingdom of Chin.Xena recalls her past days and her very good friend Lao Ma who tought her many valuable lessons.She gets a message and sets off to kill Ming Tien Lao Mas' evil son.Gabrielle goes to Ming Tien first and worns him and Xena is capstured.Gabby said that she was trying to help Xena.
No frock tarts were killed during the making of this motion picture, although they wished they had been.
THE DEBT II
Xena is thrown into a dungeon and is sentenced to death.The last minute she regains all the powers that Lao Ma taught her and frees herself.Ming Tien tells her that he killed his own mother because he knew she wouldn't use her powers against him.Xena realised how evil he was and killed him but never told Gabrielle that she did.
Xena and Gabrielle's relationship suffered another blow (although Gabrielle doesn't know it yet) during the making of this motion picture.
KING OF ASSASINS
Autolycus,Joxer and Gabby sneek into Cleopatras' palace to stop Jett ,Joxers' evil twin from killing her.
Finally we learn that the captain of the guards is behind the conspiracy.Xena appears just in time to kick some ass.Jett is arrested and after a talk with his brother is taken away.
Due to the infliction of a severe wedgie, Joxer was slightly uncomfortable but not seriously harmed during the production of this motion picture.
WARRIOR...PRIESTESS...TRAMP
Meg,the Xena lookalike tramp is back and we are also introduced to another look alike the naive pristess Leia who was tricked into suicide.Xena goes undercover as Leia to find out who tricked her and why.While Meg stays with Gabby and Leia,yes the HESTIAN VIRGIN must run a bordello.
Despite another Xena look-alike, the gene pool (or rather gene puddle) was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
THE QUILL IS MIGHTIER
Aphrodity casts a spell on Gabbys' scroll and everything she writes becomes reality.This causes Ares and Aphrodity tolose their powers,three naked dancing Gabbys appear,Xena sets to a fishing trip and when they wish to have her back Minya appears.When Gabrielle tries to record the events truthfully everything returns back to normal.
No naked Gabrielle's were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
MATERNAL INSTICTS
Hope(Gabrielles' evil daughter)is back so is Callisto.Gabrielle still believes Hope is not evil and Hope is mad at Gabby because she believes she doesn't want her.Gabrielle finally realises how evil hope is when she kills Solan,but it's too late.Gabby poisoned Hope and killed her(not for long....).But Xena was deeply hurt both from the loss of her son and Gabrielle lying to her.
Xena and Gabrielle's relationship was harmed during the production of this motion picture
BITTER SUITE
The first musical episode!!!
Gabrielle went to the Amazons but Xena followed her and dragged her with a chariot to the end of a cliff.She tried to kill her but Gabby woke up and tried to stop her then they both fell of the cliff.They woke up in the land of illusia a fantasy land.At the end Xena and Gabby defeat the hatred with their love for each other and make a new beginning.
The musical genre was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. In fact, the producers sincerely hope you were A-MUSE-D by this episode.
ONE AGAINST AN ARMY
The episodes' title is a summary itself.Gabrielle gets injured and Xena must choose if she's going to cure her friend or fight the army who's invading.Gabrielle makes her promiss that she will fight the army and so she does.At the end everything works well and Gabrielle is cured.
Gabrielle's ankle was harmed during the production of this motion picture.
FORGIVEN
There is that girl Tara who wants to be Xenas' new sidekick and starts from Beating the crap out of poor Gabby.Gabrielle of course dislikes her from the first moment.But Xena gives her a chance.But Tara works for a gang who trys to trap Gabby and Xena.At the end Tara ralises who her real friends are and helps them.
No street-talking, cat-fighting, barroom brawling juvenile delinquents were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
KING CON
Joxer has been beaten by some thugs and Xena decides it's payback time.With the help of two con-men she brings down the owner of the casino who's henchmen beat up Joxer.
No conmen were conned during the making of this motion picture
WHEN IN ROME...
When Ceasar capture Xenas' friend Vercinix Xena captures Ceasars 'colleague Crassus and proposes a swap. Realising that Caesar will not make a deal, she and Gabrielle proceed to plan a bate and switch of Vercinix and Crassus within the prison. Gabrielle has doubts about leaving Crassus to die in prison or not but at the end he gets what he deserves.
Caesar's Palace was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Crassus and the gladiators went down for the count.
FORGET ME NOT
Gabrielle is tortured with bad memories.So she goes to the temple of the Godess of memory and takes a journey through her painful memories with Ares as her 'Guide'.Meanwhile her body has no memory and wanders in the wood when joxer finds her and tries to give her the memories he'd want her to have.At the end Gabby decides to keep her memories and be who she is.
Xena and Joxer were not forgotten during the production of this motion picture.
FINS FEMMES AND GEMMES
Aphrodite steals the "mystic diamond" that keeps the North Star lit and when Xena and Gabby attempt to take it back she cast a spell on them.Gabby becomes obsessed with herself and Xena with fishing.Oh and joxer acts like a monkey.At the end they retrieve the diamond and everything's back to normal.
Joxer's dignity was slightly harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Gabrielle's pink nightie was restored to its original condition.
TSUNAMI
Xena Gabby and Autolycus find themselves trapped it a sinking ship.When the ship finally sinks they must all work together even with the cutthroat who threatens them in order to find a way to escape.At the end everyone escapes the ship safe and Xena saves the cutthroat even though he tried to kill her.
No Cast or Crew were singing "Tanks For The Memories" during the production of this motion picture. However, the phrase "Strike the Set" was given new meaning.
THE VANISHING ACT
Autolycus' reputation as "the king of thieves " is at stake when a 20-foot statue turns up missing and he's not the one who stole it.So he decides to steal it back.Xena and Gabby offer to help and Auto agrees but things should be done in his way.So Xena and Gabby dress up like those rich people who wanted to buy the statue.Finally Auto stole the statue back.
Upon completion of the filming of this episode, Autolycus' Scuba Gear was placed on display at the Athens Diving Institute for the education and enjoyment of future generations to come.
SACRIFICE I
Ares,Callisto and Hope are back.Hope is in a cocoon and Callisto is taking care of her.We are introduced to a friend Seraphin of Gabby who worships hope.Hope needs the blood of Seraphin to come out of her cocoon.Xena sets to kill hope but Gabby stops Xena and finally Hope gets the blood and comes out looking exactly like her mother.
No Pulsing Cocoons were hatched during the production of this motion picture. What you witnessed was purely a reenactment.
SACRIFICE II
Ares betrays the other gods by teaming up with Hope who is very powerful now and also pregnant with his 'baby'.Hope gives another chance to Gabrielle but Gabby declines.Ares tells Gabrielle that if Xena kills hope she'll die too so at the end when Xena is about to kill hope Gabby grabs her and falls in a firey hole with her.Callisto finds Gabrielles sacrifice amusing and starts laughing.Xena then stabs her with the hines blood knife and she dies(once more).
