Xena goes to the centaur land and meets her son Solan after 9 years.Solan doesn't know who his mother is.Xena helps the centaurs fight a warlord who's after a mythic stone.At the end Xena befriends Solan but never tells him that she's his mother.
No Sleazy warlords who deem it necessary to drink magic elixers that turn them into sealy centaurs were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
REMEMBER NOTHING
The fates owe a favor to Xena for defending their temple and she asks for the chance to recreate her life.
Her brother ddn't die and she never became a warlord.
But if Xena kills anyone things will change again.Xena tries to help everyone she loves without killing until she discovers that in her 'reality' Gabrielle is a slave...
Xena's memory was not damaged or...
...what was I saying?
GIANT KILLER
Xena must face her old friend Goliath in battle when she discovers that Goliath is working as a mercenary for the Philistines who are trying to subdue a race called the israelities.
No Bible myths or Icons were irreparably mangled during the production of this motion picture.
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
The evil god Bacchus is transforming innocent girls into vampire-like monsters.So Xena and Gabby join forces with Orpheus and Joxer to stop him.Thing get messy when Gabrielle is turned into a Bacchae...
No Bloodsucking Bacchae were harmed during the production of this motion picture. However a few Driads lost their heads.
RETURN OF CALLISTO
Callisto is back!She has escaped from prison and she wants to kill Xena.Gabrielle marries Perdicus but unfortunately(or maybe not)Callisto kills him.Gabrielle vows revenge but when the time comes she can do it.So Xena battles callisto and when she falls into a pit of moving sand she lets her die.
Although Xena finally conquered her dark nemesis Callisto, it took her weeks to get the sand out of her leather unmentionables.
WARRIOR...PRINCESS...TRAMP
Xenas' lookalike Princess Diana is back.We are also introduced to a second lookalike of Xena,Meg.Meg is being used by a warlod to pretend to be Diana and take the throne.The situation gets really confusing when Xena pretends to be Diana and Meg pretends to be Diana pretending to be Xena.
Neither Xena nor her remarkably coincidental identical twin, Diana, were harmed during the production of this motion picture. Meg however suffered minor injuries while preparing Aardvark nuggets for King Lias.
INTIMATE STRANGER
Xena feels guilt for letting Callisto die.Ares leads her to the underworld to battle Callisto.Xena ends up in the body of Callisto and vise versa.Xena must take Callisto back to the underworld and she finally succeeds .But she doesn't restore her old body.
Argo was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However she is undergoing intensive psychotherapy to help her work through her resentment and feelings of distrust toward Xena.
TEN LITTLE WARLORDS
Xena is still in Callistos' body and Ares has been stripped of his godhood because someone has stolen his sword.Of course he wants Xenas' help to take it back.They finally manage to get it back and when Gabby reminds Ares of his promiss to give Xena her old body back he disappears.But when walking on the beach Xena is once again in her old body.
No one was harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Xena's ability to recover her body was severely impeded by Lucy Lawless' unexpected mishap.
A SOLSTICE CAROL
This is the very first and last Christmas episode.Xena and Gabby are buyng presents for eachother when a boy steals Xenas' chakram to decorate a tree of the orphanage.Xena must also convince a King who forbbided celebrating Solstice to change his ways.
Fortunately everything works out at the end.
Senticles was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, several chimneys are in dire need of repair.
THE XENA SCROLLS
This ep takes place in the early 1900's.Lucy plays Mel and Renee plays Janice.Mel is Xenas' ansestor and Janice is Gabrielles'.Ares who was trapped for many years is free once again and Xena takes over Mels' body in order to trap him again.Janice is sad because she thought that she was Xena but Xena tells her how great Gabby was and changes her mind.
No Hollywood producers were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
HERE SHE COMES....MISS AMPHIPOLIS
Xena has to sneek into the Miss Known World beauty pagent to find out who's trying jeopardise the contestants chances of winning.So she poses as Miss Amphipolis and Gabby as The Marquesa her sponsor.
No ribbons were harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, several experienced severe motion sickness.
DESTINY
While saving a little girl Xena is killed.Before dying Xena remembers her days as a pirate when she met Ceasar who betrayed her and her very good friend M'Lila who helped her and also taught her the pinch.
The episode ends with Xena dead and Poor Gabby crying over her body.
Julius Ceasar was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, the producers deny any responsibility for any unfortunate acts of betrayal causing some discomfort.
THE QUEST
Gabrielle wants to burry Xena next to her brother but when she meets with Ephiny she is convinced to give Xena an Amazon burial.Meanwhile Xenas' spirit takes over Autolycus body.He goes to the Amazons to find Gabby who is now the new Amazon Queen.But the current Queen,Velasca has other plans.
Gabrielle learns that Xena needs some ambrosia in order to come back to life.The episode ends with Gabrielle getting the ambrosia and Velasca wounded.But this is not the end of Velasca...
Xena's body was not harmed during the production of this picture. However, it took weeks for Autolycus to get his swagger back.
A NECESSARY EVIL
Velasca comes back to the Amazon Village holding some ambrosia in her hand.She eats it and becomes the Godess of Chaos.Xena knows that only an immortal can fight an immortal and frees Callisto(who became an immortal in Hercules)to help her defeat Velasca.In return she promisses some Ambrosia.
Callisto becomes a Godess and fights Velasca.In the end they both end up in a lava river.We have seen the last of Velasca but not Callisto.
The reputation of the Amazon Nation was not harmed despite Velasca's overly radical adherance to an otherwise valid belief system.
A DAY IN THE LIFE
This is a diary of a usual day in Xenas' and Gabbys' life.A married man falls for Xena and they also have to battle a ruthless warlord and the worlds largest giant in one day.As in most episodes things work out at the end.
No Slippery Eels were harmed during the production of this motion picture despite their reputation as a fine delacy in select cultures of the known world.
FOR HIM THE BELL TOLLS
Gabrielle discovers that the ring of a bell transforms Joxer into a charming warrior.Things get worse when a princess who was about to marry another prince falls for Joxer and her father wants him executed.Gabby then turns to the Godess of Love Aphrodite for help.
The producers wish to acknowledge the inspiration of Danny Kaye and pay tribute to the classic motion picture "Court Jester".
THE EXECUTION
Gabbys' friend Meleager is accused for a crime he sais he didn't commit and he's going to be executed for.He later sais he was guilty but he was drunk at the time.At the end Xena finds out what really happened and saves his life.
By popular demand "The Executioner" will bring back his comfortable lightweight cotton-flax blend robe in a variety of spring colors.
BLIND FAITH
Xena is blinded in battle and the only cure is Egyptian senna.She doesn't have much time to get it and unfortunately Gabrielles gets kidnapped.Xena Decides to Be blind and save Gabrielle.Fortunately at the end Xena finds some senna in a servants garden.
Once again, Gabrielle's luck with men was harmed during the production of this motion picture.
ULYSSES
Xena and Gabby meet Ulysses, King of Ithica ,who is trying to return home after the Trojan war.Xena and Gabby decide to help him .Xena and Ulysses are attracted to each other but Xena never shows it so he could go home and stay with his wife.In the end Ulysses manages to go home and take back his throne.
Despite Gabrielle's incessant hurling, Ulysses' ship was not harmed during the production of this motion picture
THE PRICE
Xena and Gabby encounter a group of savages called The Horde.Xena gets obsessed about them because they slaughtered alot of her men.She starts becoming the evil warlord she used to be.Gabrielle sees that and makes Xena realise that she should change her ways.Xena fights the leader of the horde and when she defeats him his own side kills him and retreats.
To show sympathy for the Horde, "Kaltaka" was only served on request during the production of this motion picture.
THE LOST MARINER
Xena and Gabby find themselves in the cursed ship of Ceacrops.Ceacrops was cursed by Poseidon to stay in the ship until love redeams him.He was made an immortal and he was in the ship for 300 years.At the end Xena finds the way to end the curse and end Ceacrops' suffering.
Cecrops "Joie de Vivre" was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
COMEDY OF EROS
Cupids baby gets his fathers arrows and starts making things really messy.Gabby falls for Joxer (and that makes him very happy)Xena falls for Draco and Draco falls for Gabby.At the end Cupid restores everyones heart except Dracos' and Gabby makes a joke about Her and Joxer being in love making poor Joxer feel miserable.
No cherries were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
