JET: Bro, if you saw evil, you'd have to change your PANTS
JOXER: There's a lot we can learn from each other, you know.
AUTOLYCUS: Sure. Hey, why don't you start by teaching me how to disappear without a trace?
JOXER: Rise and shine everyone! Rise and shine!
GABRIELLE: I'll rise but I refuse to shine!
MINYA: I expect more from the god of war. I mean without his powers he's just another man. Just another big ol', leather-clad, well-muscled, gorgeous, hunka bad boy... man.
GABRIELLE: How are your hormones?
MINYA: Raging! I think I'll go see Howard
XENA: You may be immortal but I can still do damage. How'd you like to spend eternity in 5 pieces?
XENA: I have *many* skills
PRIESTESS LEIA: You AREN'T virgins?!
GABRIELE: Well, *I* was married at the time.
PRIESTESS LEIA: Well, we all have our little EXCUSES, hmm?
THEATRE CRITIC: I hear "Buffus the Bacchae Slayer" is playing next door.
AUTOLYCUS: Ah, another day, another defilement.
XENA:why did you leave joxer sleep for so long?
GABRIELLE:I was topless!
CALLISTO: I scratch your back... you stab mine...
ARES:Danger excites you, and as you know, I am somewhat dangerous
ARES:I think you'd be surprised by the change you can inspire in a man...or a god
ARES:I have feelings for you, okay? I care about you damn it! I see your face everywhere!
ARES:You know, they say blood is thicker than water...but blood runs hardest when love is involved
AUTOLYCUS:And then there are those of us who live to fool themselves.
LAO MA:Fill yourself with desire and see only illusion, empty yourself of desire and understand the great mysterys of the universe
LAO MA:To coquer others is to have power, to conquer yourself is to know the way.
AUTOLYCUS:A good thief, like a good lover, takes his time... has patience.
